So, one day I got bored and decided to right a FanFic about the Cullens..AND since we're super close to X-MAS I decide to write it about. What is the Christmas like with the Cullens?
I started with Bellas Point Of View because it only seemed right!
BELLA
i was headed toward the Cullen's, utterly annoyed. Mike had been a jerk.
Again. Why did it matter to him how Edward looked at me? Why did he have to tell me what he thought? I never asked.
I gripped the steering wheel as I remebered the still fresh in my brain convo. He was getting on my damn nerves and it was only a matter of time before I exploded. I blew out a long breath. I had to calm down, I couldn't take this out on myself, or anyone just because Mike was acting stupid. I drummed my fingers on the steering wheel as I thought this over while I waited for the traffic to move, this Mike thing had to be solved pretty soon.
Before I punched Mike in the face, or the eye, or any part of his body!
I stepped on the gas when the other cars moved, and my slow, but amazing, truck moved forward. I pursed my lips as I drove off the free-way and drove down the road I knew even in my dreams. Maybe I could ask Emmett and Alice to do something about it..they were the evil master minds in the Cullen family. I parked infront of the big house, got out of my truck and into the cold Decemeber air. I tightened my colorful -- and not at all matching scarf with my outfit -- more tightly around my neck and slammed the door shut. I walked around my truck and headed toward the porch, knocking on the door out of habit, I frowned at the humongous bow on the door. Alice..
"Oh, hello Bella."Esme said when she opened the door, her heart-shapped face brightening."Come in, come in."
"Thanks."I said, stepping out of the cold air and into the warm house. I was immidiatly shocked. The house had a medium sized christmas tree decorated wonderfully and perfectly in one corner of the room, and then there was ribbons on the rail of the stairs, every little table in the house had a little cute ornament, or ribbon wedged around it, it smelled like pine, and Emmett and Rosalie were trying to figure out how the lights on the Santa Clause outline went and Jasper and Alice the Raindeer one.
"Hey Bella!"Alice called, standing up from the floor and dancing over. She kissed my cheek and then gasped at she noticed the scarf.
"What are you
wearing?"She asked, her eyes going wide at the scarf.
"A scarf."I said, trying to explain to her why I was wearing it."It's something my mother knitted, It looked warm -- and it is -- and I didn't want to make her feel bad so I put it on."
Her beautiful face softened and then she squinted sucpisouly at it,"Okay...I suppose. But it dosn't match with anything your wearing! Bella, please do I need to dress you every morning?"
I shook my head quickly,"No, no. I think I can manage."
She shook her head, looked around, found a bow that was the similar color of my sweater and attached it to my hair."There! It could have been better but it's one step closer to not so bad."
I smiled as convincingly as I could and then, satisfied, she danced back to the frustrated Jasper. He waved slightly from his seat on the floor, when I waved back he then immidietly turned to Alice, listening carefully with an unexplainable lovefilled expression on his face as he listened to The Alice Chatter.
I looked quickly away.
Emmett and Rosalie's Santa Clause was waving mechanically, all of it light up but one eye."It can be a pirate."Emmett said when Rosalie complained.
She rolled her eyes and shook her head,"Emmett, he is not being a pirate. Now hand me the screw driver."
"Argh."He said shaking his head, when Rosalie whacked him behind the head he quickly handed it to her."Chicks.."He muttered, Rosalie looked at him threteningly and he smiled quickly."Love you."
Esme laughed as she watched the two, she glanced up at me and waved me over.
"Yes, Esme?"I said, bending down to see what was around her on the floor.
"How would you like to put the star on the tree, Bella?"She asked, "Edward and Carlisle went to get the Christmas lights for the house and woun't be back for a bit."
I nodded,"Sure. I'd love to."
She smiled,"Great."She carefully opened the box, using her nails to easily rip off the tape, and revealed the glitter filled star."Alice picked it out from some cataloge."
I nodded, of course. It looked sparkily and something that definitely stood out, all the ingredients to something Alice would love."It's very pretty."
"Yes, yes it is."Esme agreed, taking the plastic top off the front of it, she pushed the box toward me,"Take it out carefully, now."
I slipped my fingers under the top of the star and pushed up, it came out easily and slowly and soon it lay on my palms, glitter falling as it moved.
Esme already had the latter ready and everything and gestured for me to go on,"I'll hold the ladder."She said.
I climbed up on it and then, as carefully and non-clumbsy as I could, slipped the star into place, then I climbed down. I hadn't realised I had been holding in my breath until I meant to blow some of the glitter on my hand off.
"It looks wonderful, Bella."Esme said, smiling. She quickly picked up all of the trash and dissapeared into the kitchen with it.
I turned around and noticed Emmett's pirate looked normal, Rosalie was beeming while Emmett looked a little down. Jasper and Alice's raindeer was all brown with white antlers and a red nose. Alice was fiddeling with the antlers while Jasper read the instructions over again.
I sighed and plopped down on the couch so I could have a clear view of them and also wait for Edward.
"Okay, now we have to put them on the roof."Esme said, walking into the Living room.
"I can't,"Rosalie said,"I don't have the shoes for it."
Alice took a step forward but Jasper shook his head and put his arm infront of her."No way, Alice. I'll do it with Emmett."
"Yeah, let the men do it."Emmett said, standing up."You ladies just sit down here."
Rosalie raised her eyebrow at Emmett, who gave her a nervouse grin and took a step to the side, his head away from her reach.
"Now, you boys don't be sexist."Esme said, folding her arms infront of her chest and leening on the door frame."Us ladies are capable of things like that."
"Esme, this is what men are
made for."Emmett protest."You ladies are delicate, and especially brakeable."He turned to Jasper for help.
"Yup."Jasper nodded.
Alice gasped,"Jasper!"She said,"What have I told you about following Emmett on things like this?"
"Nothing."Emmett inturrputed."Because I'm right. You stay here while we go put them on the roof."
"Emmett don't be a sexist pig!"Rosalie growled.
"Okay, this is going way to far."Esme said, glancing at Rosalie who was toally annoyed yet again by her husband. "Let's just put them in the front yard, who's up for that?"
"I, um, am."I said, trying to help out the situation.
"No need for that."Emmett said, "Let's see what Edward and Carlisle think."
Everyone looked expectianlly at the door, and after two minutes I heard two car doors being slammed.
Esme hurried to get the door,"Hello, love."Esme said, kissing Carlisle on the cheek.
"Hello."He said, carrying four huge boxes easily. He noticed the weird atomosphere and turned to Esme questioningly."What's the matter?"
"Argument."Esme sighed, taking one of the boxes from Edward as he came in.
Edward smiled at Esme and put the rest of the boxes down, he came to sit by me on the Love seat and then waited for Emmett to begin.
Rosalie grabbed Emmett's hand and pulled him to the side, saying something to fast for my ears to understand.
I couldn't believe the simple problem they all dissargreed upon. I mean, really, Santa and Rudolph? Who really cared who put them where? But they all waited patiently, Alice and Jasper on the floor, their fingers twined. Esme and Carlisle on the big couch. Rosalie on the bottom step of the stairs and Emmett right next to her.
"So, what's the problem here, Emmett?"Carlisle began.
"It's very simple."Emmett said, sounding like a lawyer."We think the men should put Mr. Santa Clause and Mr. Rudolph on the roof."
Next to me, Edward chuckeled.
"And?"Carlisle asked.
"And we -- ladies -- do not agree!"Rosalie said, standing up."We can also do it, just because Emmett and Jasper decided they're tougher than us dosn't mean we're not capable of doing a simple task, like this one."
"But,"Emmett said, walking around the room as if we were the jury,"Rosalie herself stated that she couldn't do it because she didn't have the shoes for it, didn't you Miss Hale?"
"But...well...yeah."She said, nodding."But I
could do it, I can always go shopping again."
"Interesting."Emmett said, stroaking an imaginary beard. I bit my lip to hold the laughter at how ridiculouse Emmett looked."But this silly feminine problem wouldn't even show up on your shoe's, and you're just jelouse because us men can do it way better and quicker!"
"Now, Emmett-"Rosalie threatened, walking acorss the room to really give it to Emmett.
"Okay, now, now."Carlisle said, "I think the only way to settle this is to give in, Rosalie. They are partly right, you do care about your shoe's, and that's why you have a husband. Your feminine problems are more important to you, than anyone who really couldn't care."
"Carlisle!"Esme gasped.
"It's true!"He said,"Besides, what would people think if they say, Bella, or tiny little Alice on the roof when we have three capable men in the house?"
"Sexist!"Rosalie accused.
"He is the judge!"Emmett said, covering Rosalie's mouth. "It's settled, c'mon boys, we won the case!"
"I think not!"Esme said."Boys, please, listen, the girls can do it just fine. Why can't you three,
four"--She looked accusingly at Carlisle--"Just let it go this once?"
Edward nodded,"Yeah. Emmett, Jasper. Just let it go, you two. Rosalie and Alice will be fine."
Emmett groaned,"Noooo. I didn't bust my butt off to just see the annoying bearded old man in the front yard."He said."I'm not going to argue, the men are going to do it and it's settled, who's with me?"
"I am,"Jasper said standing up.
"Not."Alice said, standing up and glaring at Jasper."I thought we had an agreement that you wouldn't follow Emmett's ideas!"
"But, you can't do it!"He said, trying to calm her down and failing, abviously he didn't work well under Alice's glare."How could I let tiny you go up there while I just watch?"
"You can, because I said so!"Alice said, tapping her foot."Jasper, let it go, now."
"Don't, bro."Emmett said, coming over to stand infront of Alice and Jasper."You're the man, show her who's boss!"
"That's about enough, Emmett!"Rosalie said, rushing over and grabbing Emmett's ear."Just because
you're a moron dosn't mean you have to cause them problems with your moronic ideas!"
"That's enough!"Carlisle said,"
No one is going to put them up. I and Esme will."
"WHAT?!"Emmett said, looking up from arguing with Rosalie.
"I've had enough of you four, you're not raised by wolves! You're cilivlized people!"Esme said.
"Vampires."Edward added.
"Thank you, Edward."She said,"You're all old enough to know how to behave."
"Now, if you excuse us--"Carlisle said, walking over to the Santa clause."--If you don-"
And then the unexplainable happened, it happened way to fast, suddenly Carlisle was on the ground, and Emmett had Santa Claus tucked under his arm.
"C'mon, Jasper! Move! Move! Move!"He said quickly, alread running up the stairs.
Jasper grabbed the raindeer and quickly followed Emmett, dissapearing down the hall with the light switches trailing behind.
Esme was already by Carlisle side, helping him up."Are you alright?"She asked.
"Emmett is sooo dead!"Rosalie growled.
"I can't believe Jasper is in this!"Alice gasped.
"Edward, can you please go see where they went?"Esme asked, dusting off Carlisle's coat.
"Sure."Edward jogged smoothly up the stairs and we all waited patiently. Rosalie's eyes closed, her perfect lips still and fierce. Alice tapping her foot immpatinently.
"Those boys are crazy!"Esme said.
"Complete morons!"Rosalie hissed.
"Idiots."Alice muttered.
I waited patiently, feeling slightly scared. I couldn't believe this is how they spent their Christmas. It was supposed to be family time and laughing, and they were all arguing and barking
After a while I heard a loud crash and then feet running on the roof.
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