OMG their are vampires.

'nothing much,' i shrugged. 'i got a bit of glass in it last night.'

'the jar of pickles i knocked out the fridge.' i said.

'oh god they're yours.' i turned up my nose. 'seriously why pickles? they are revolting.'

I frowned, "I like pickles" I told her, "And they were expensive"

I pulled a face

'expensively stupid. look at my foot.' i humphed. 'i cant even walk properly.'

'anyway we threw the rest of them out.' i told him. i limped to the door waiting for phee.

My frown deepened

I rolled my eyes at him and walked over to el, "come on"

'dont think i'll be able to go with you today, but i'll keep him busy if you want,' i said when we were out of earshot.

I smiled, "thank you" I told her, "I owe you big time"

's'okay, what are friends for.' i laughed. 'here i suppose i'd better go back and make peace over the pickles that'll keep him occupied.' i grinned.
'he'll think he's well in.' i pulled a face.

I laughed, "He'll be so mad when he realises it's all a face"

'yeah but by then you'll be in charge... i hope.' i whispered before making my way back to the kitchen.

"Me too" I assured her, "See ya later"

'bye,' i called as i approached the kitchen. i poked my head round the door.

I smiled and waved, "Toodles"

I sighed an grumbled

i sidled back into the kitchen.
'so?' i said.

i scratched my neck.
'well they were on the floor and dirty plus they give you bad breath.' i pointed out.

'last night, i'm suprised it didnt wake you up.' i said honestly.

'yeah phee, she helped clean up after i stood on a piece.' i said.