How To Handle Being A Necromancer

Subject: How To Handle Being A Necromancer Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:27 pm

Well first things first, when your walking down an alleyway next to a bunch of stores looking for just those perfect pair of shoes; you ignore the torn up ghost in the Army Uniform.. You should take notes because without this advice, your toast and we're not talking nice crisp toast with peanut butter and banana's for breakfast; we're talking burnt, charcoal black, hard as a rock toast. When you walk past him and step into the store it's only a matter of time before he takes notice that your a necro, the key is to be easily distracted, so when he tries to get your attention your prepared to pull on the mask of distraction and lead him out of your life without a second thought of his torn up pale head
"What? I thought I heard- Oh my goodness would you look at those adorable Jimmy Choos!" and he'll leave you alone thinking your untrained or plain out stupid. He wont think twice about not coming up and asking you with his creepy half deranged smile
"Hey, could you do me a favor?"

After rewarding yourself with buying those adorable Jimmy Choos that leaned you a hand in making the ghost leave you alone. Beware of the collecting ghosts that are staring at you through the windows; no matter how gruesome they look walk out of the store happily and just walk right past them, don't look back either or they'll know you see them and then it's all downhill from there! Unless there's a cutie who you happen to know that's available to whisk you off your feet.. But if not; just keep walking in hopes that they'll just get tired of cat and mouse and go look for some other un-trained necro to bug. Return to your home that isn't infested with ghosts that are looking for a way back into their bodies and relax.. For about five more minutes until your boss calls you up and says that your needed for a meeting pronto. So you rush to get your fancy clothes on with those Jimmy Choos you bought about twenty minutes ago, do your hair and set out for a taxi; arranging for everyone as advised to come for the meeting which so happens to be a group of trained Necromancers trying to find all the un-trained and newly born necro's as they could find before one makes a mistake of giving one of the ghosts their soul back. With the sacrifice of the demon being able to bring back as many more ghosts into their regular bodies as possible and set out to bring hell to the world

Once you've safely gotten to the meeting room without being chased by a bunch of ghosts feel free to relax and make conversation with ones that are sharing the same fate as you.

"Charlotte, are you okay? you look worse than the ghosts I've saw today put together" Shane, the 21 male with the adorable dimples and glasses says; eye-ing you out of worry. Or just checking you out but your too exhausted to take notice of

"I'm fine Shane, thanks for the support" you reply wittily, leaning back in the chair before your hair is rudely pulled. But you automatically slap the hand and glare at the 25 year old Chase; lean, tall and muscular. But also a idiot
"Nice to see you too Chase" you say dryly before a small petite figure gracefully jumps in your lap. It is little Anna the youngest of the necro's anybody has ever met a little 10 year old

"What's wrong Charlotte?" she asks, looking up at you with pale blue eyes that are twinkling with life before she blinks and moves her crimson red bangs out of her face.

"Oh nothing, just very exhausted" you say, standing up and setting her down on her little feet before she scurries away to go jump up into the arms of Blake; the leader of our group along with Victoria and Joey. Blake being 23 and three years older, dark black hair that was always cleanly spiked; tall and muscular with a serious but very attractive face and Victoria and Joey both being 19 and have dark brown hair.

"Shall we begin?" Blake says, taking his seat along with everybody else and putting his elbows on the table.
This is going to be a long day...

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Subject: Re: How To Handle Being A Necromancer Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:37 pm

[ It's been sooooooooooooo long~! But I feel creative ;D ]

So, your going to sit there, pretending your listening to every single word Blake says, not admiring his features, like the way his lips curved up into a perfect smirk, and how his eyes were glittery and could see right through anything. And while your sitting there daydreaming, you get a nice present; the 25 year old Chase decides to throw a crumpled piece of paper at your face.
"Oh thank you Chase, I greatly enjoy that" you say sarcastically, narrowing your eyes at the now hysterically laughing 25 year old.

"Anytime Charlotte" He says, winking at you then bursting out in laughter fits again. Causing all the others; including Blake to laugh along with him

So you roll your eyes and get up as Blake dismisses you from the meeting; saying goodbye to everyone and grabbing a taxi; going back to your ghost free house. As just about to go take a bubble bath; a nice spongy, relaxing, soothing bubbly heaven. Your inconsiderate, clingy, rude and annoying vampire boyfriend jumps in the window and whistles.

"Whoa; Charlotte. Never keep your window open, you don't know what kind of creatures lurk around here" He says cockily, eye-ing you from head to toe with a mocking smirk on his face

Best thing to do when your annoying boyfriend comes in and bothers your heavenly bubble bath? Throw a garlic at his face.

"OOOHH MYY GEEZZ" He says sarcastically, catching the garlic with his hand and taking a bite out of it "Mmm.. Weeks old; that's tasty." He says, spitting it out the window.

By the time he turns around your gone, in the bathroom and locking the door before he can run over there with his supernatural powers.
Step one of gloating : Laugh maniacally
Step two : Stick your toungue out as he threatens to break down the door.
Step three : Get in your bubble bath; with pride.