Dirty Little Secret (Open - Please Join)

"Ew!" I pushed him off the couch and laughed.

"Guapa!" I fell on the floor. "That wasn't nice." I mumbled into the carpet. I reached up and pulled her down on top of me. "Ew! Fatty! Get off of me!" I laughed.

"Wahh!" i ran into the corner of the room. "I am NOT fat!"

"I know. You're fluffy!" I squished her tummy.

((YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME >D))

"I am not!"

((No I didn't! I've been saying that FOREVER! Since before I was born. xD))

"Fluffy, Fluffy, Fluffy." I sang.

"Wah!" I kicked him

((You were a fluffy baby? xD))

"Guapa!" I fell back. "Fluffy kicked me!" I screamed.

((No, when someone would say fat, I'd say "Fluffy!" xD))

"You deserve it!" I shouted!

((XD SFFS!))

I dramtically pretended to pass out.

((Translation? xD))

"Fail!" I shouted.

((Super Fmily Fun Sized! xD))

((Oh, wow. xD))

I grabbed her arm and kissed her. I ran behind the couch.

I rolled my eyes and ran upstairs.

"Night, Night!" I yelled and went into my room.

I fell on my bed adn fell asleep.

((TIME SKIP~ MORNING TIME~))

"Good morning, my sweet!" I greeted her when she finally came downstairs.

I rolled my eyes. "Morning."

I threw a waffle at her. "Think fast!"

It hit my head and I fell. "OW!"

"Your Weak-Sauce." I laughed and helped her up. I kissed her cheek and handed her a new waffle. "Beware of Unidentified Flying Waffles."

"Oh-Ha-Ha." I took a bite of the waffle.

"It was funny, wasn't it?"

I shoved the waffle in his mouth.

"Tasty?" I laughed. I ate it and kissed her again. "Help yourself." I smiled and walked into the living room. I turned on the TV and plopped on the couch.

"You're boring." I complained.