I Dont Want to be a Vampire anymore!

"Shut up pup" I smile

"Pup you need a lady friend." I laughed.

"I don't want a 'lady friend', I want food. Which I got so I'm happy" I chuckled.

I laughed "Food won't keep you warm at night." I told him. "And it makes you unhealthy."

"Now now boys"

I laughed "I am going to find him a lady friend anyway."

I chuckled. "Good luck with that my friend."

I laughed "I'm like cupid." Said

I rolled my eyes. "Then do your thing and find me a girl" I said and finished eating. "Now I'm full."

I laughed "Okay. Give me time." I said

I shrugged. "Okay, but I doubt that you will find someone" I said.

"Why is that"

"Because I just don't think that there is someone out there for me."

"There is someone out there for everyone."

"Yeah, that's what everybody says. And still many people die alone."

"Because You aren't looking in the right places." I said.

"Then what places are you supposed to look in?"

"Everywhere." I smiled and looked around.

"Well, thanks for being specific" I smirked.

"Oh you know there's someone out there for you"

I shrugged and put my hands on my stomach, leaning back.

"Besides maybe I know someone who would date you"

"Mhm yeah right" I said.

"I can!"

"Yeah yeah yeah" I said.